Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
..I could pass gas around her and she never knew 20%
..But it's still not enough. 20%
..Had to go in next room just to be able to breathe 15%
..People would pass out when she walked by 15%
..That I thought about putting her on the street corner to sell flowers! 5%
..that her nickname is Chanel No. 5. 5%
..Smoke alarms would go off when she came in the room 5%
..It just had a sign on it that said "Out of Odor 5%
..To save on buying deodorant. 5%
..The dogs in the neighbourhood started following her around.. 5%
..That my Gardenia in My Boutonnière wilted in Church 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

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If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5693954) "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..
Posted by LittleTree on 19 Jun 2025 at 12:28PM

Poll is up. Let's Vote
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5696578Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. Gameheart2 Jul 2025 6:50PM
5696509Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. PattyMac2 Jul 2025 11:56AM
5696363Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. Bullets9mm1 Jul 2025 7:00PM
5696060Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. ladyvic30 Jun 2025 9:37AM
5696051Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. LittleTree30 Jun 2025 9:04AM
5694148Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. fatdaddy20 Jun 2025 1:52PM
5694110Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. TowneKook-20 Jun 2025 8:35AM
5694109Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. LittleTree20 Jun 2025 8:29AM
5694069Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. Jools20 Jun 2025 3:39AM
5694066Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. Trent-PA20 Jun 2025 3:22AM
5693970Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. z71cat19 Jun 2025 2:04PM
5693969Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. Bullets9mm19 Jun 2025 1:55PM
5693954"You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. LittleTree19 Jun 2025 12:28PM

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