Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
Please read the Discussion Board Rules before participating in the discussion boards.
Current Poll
My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always..
..Asked daddy first. 19%
..made a Fool of myself! 12%
..put on clean underwear 12%
..I just always acted like one 12%
..avoid double negatives 12%
..I always let the fool go first. 8%
..ran like heck when Father took off his belt! 4%
..But, daddy did! 4%
..knew that I was raised by wolves. 4%
..I always cross both ways before I look. 4%
.. turn around twice while singing Rule Britannia and crossing my fingers if I step on a crack in the sidewalk.... 4%
..move away from that end of the horse. 4%
..Come back around, and I've been around a few times by now 4%
[ 26 votes ]   [ More Polls ]
 
A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


(unknown photo)1 (unknown photo)2 (unknown photo)3 (unknown photo)4 (unknown photo)5


Merry Christmas 2025(unknown photo)1(unknown photo)2(unknown photo)3(unknown photo)4(unknown photo)5(unknown photo)6

.
Post a new comment                         Back to Paraprosdokian Sentences                         Show all boards                         Subscribe Subscribe

(#5699226) My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by LittleTree on 15 Jul 2025 at 3:13PM

Poll is up...Let's Vote
div>Replies to this message:
SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5699618That my Gardenia in My Boutonnière wilted in Church Baleen117 Jul 2025 6:19PM
5699513Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. Bullets9mm17 Jul 2025 3:42AM
5699436Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. jroyster16 Jul 2025 7:06PM
5699416Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. joenrondi16 Jul 2025 4:00PM
5699397Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. jroyster16 Jul 2025 1:09PM
5699396Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. Trent-PA16 Jul 2025 1:08PM
5699390Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. ladyvic16 Jul 2025 12:34PM
5699313Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. Gameheart15 Jul 2025 10:37PM
5699311Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. TowneKook-15 Jul 2025 10:13PM
5699255Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. z71cat15 Jul 2025 6:14PM
5699247Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. jd9115 Jul 2025 5:26PM
5699238Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. PattyMac15 Jul 2025 4:18PM
5699226My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. LittleTree15 Jul 2025 3:13PM

Post a new comment                         Back to Paraprosdokian Sentences                         Show all boards                         Subscribe Subscribe