Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always..
..Asked daddy first. 19%
..made a Fool of myself! 12%
..put on clean underwear 12%
..avoid double negatives 12%
..I just always acted like one 12%
..I always let the fool go first. 8%
..ran like heck when Father took off his belt! 4%
..But, daddy did! 4%
..knew that I was raised by wolves. 4%
..move away from that end of the horse. 4%
.. turn around twice while singing Rule Britannia and crossing my fingers if I step on a crack in the sidewalk.... 4%
..I always cross both ways before I look. 4%
..Come back around, and I've been around a few times by now 4%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5705338) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by Sundrop kid on 15 Aug 2025 at 10:54AM
The poll is up....





Yes, that is my entry. And no;the poll is not up yet
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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5705503Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. Jools16 Aug 2025 7:41AM
5705481Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. **YANKEE ROSE*JR FRANK PAB16 Aug 2025 2:41AM
5705479Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. fatdaddy16 Aug 2025 2:39AM
5705468Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. LittleTree16 Aug 2025 12:57AM
5705452Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack15 Aug 2025 10:51PM
5705396Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. LittleTree15 Aug 2025 6:22PM
5705338Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. Sundrop kid15 Aug 2025 10:54AM

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