Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always..
..Asked daddy first. 19%
..avoid double negatives 12%
..I just always acted like one 12%
..put on clean underwear 12%
..made a Fool of myself! 12%
..I always let the fool go first. 8%
..Come back around, and I've been around a few times by now 4%
.. turn around twice while singing Rule Britannia and crossing my fingers if I step on a crack in the sidewalk.... 4%
..move away from that end of the horse. 4%
..I always cross both ways before I look. 4%
..But, daddy did! 4%
..knew that I was raised by wolves. 4%
..ran like heck when Father took off his belt! 4%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5710954) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by jroyster on 14 Sep 2025 at 8:21PM
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5711348Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. hoof hearted17 Sep 2025 12:18AM
5710993Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. LittleTree15 Sep 2025 12:51AM
5710954Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. jroyster14 Sep 2025 8:21PM

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