Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
Instead of 'Have a Nicei Day,' I think I'll Start Saying
..Got a dollar? 23%
..Have the Day you Deserve. 14%
..See you later 9%
..Have a groovy day 9%
..Have a nice day 9%
..Thank you for shopping at ... We know you had a choice. 5%
..Have a goodun. 5%
..Enjoy your life 5%
..Be thankful you are alive. 5%
..have the kind day you want to have 5%
..Hope you have your best day ever! 5%
.Top of the morning 5%
..What stinks? 5%
..just go and %$#*@! 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5558060) Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean)
Posted by jroyster on 3 Dec 2023 at 4:10PM
That MUST mean my dad is Santa Claus!
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5558060Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) jroyster3 Dec 2023 4:10PM

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