Hairy met Sally at the race

Cant believe you told everyone Dales Ghost did that....these crazy race car fans believed you...

Does the whole world have to know you can drink three pitchers of beer?

Haire was Dale's biggest fan.

I'm looking for a hammaburger and a long neck

kiss kiss

I bet she does not even know how long my tail is!

(giraffe) You . just . got . a . little . something . right . there

🎶 If you think it's butter
But it's snot
Find a giraffe 🎶

I've always been attracted to tall men

You're having a giraffe!

(https://www.quora.com/What-does-having-a-giraffe-mean-in-British-slang)

Mmmmmm...... tasty

When the spa talked me into this full body exfoliating treatment with "special" moisturizers this is not what I pictured...

Haha

That should read
"It's starting to come back to me. I remember her saying "Trust me"..."
My fingers got dyslexic.

I should have picked the boiling oil.

What the new administration is doing to the world....

It's starting to ocme back to me. I remember her saying "Trust me"...

Catching the bird flew . . .

What Federal employees feel like when DOGE drops by

Sand hassle...

Just dropping by my droppings

I want to be a RMPC horse when I grow up

The Mountie races are going to be exciting!

smile please

We always get our cat...

Odie made it all the way to Canada by himself!

This dog whizzes in artistic patterns. Here he proudly shows off a representation of the long forgotten ... I forget ... logo ....

The "wiener" of the Dudley Do-Right look-alike contest.

On becoming the 51st state, the RCMP recruits non-humans in order not to fall foul of public sector inclusivity...

And this is why we don't dunk donuts in are coffee anymore.

"This also shows the diminishing brain size of Trump over the decades"....

An operative from DOGE claiming that they found fraud/waste/abuse in a federal cafeteria.

These guesses are like donuts! ALL really good.

Trumps proof the economy is getting better under his regime

I got this job because I told them at NASA that I didn't know if 3.1415927 was valid for doughnuts as well as pie.

The continued descent into un-hole-iness of the donut...

Our goal is extra sweet Cheerios.

room up top for a small one

That's not quite what was meant when the recipe said "Fold the milk into the dough".

Well, that explains why the rest of your house looks like that.

No you can't compress a Nerf ball like a milk jug even if it's refrigerated.

Milking the limited space for all its worth, but egging on another item to fit, unfortunately demonstrated the limits of "Refrigerator Tetris"...

Genius! (See what you can accomplish with healthy eating)

Only 1 more pint to fit in.

Told you it would fit

I have no idea why I keep running to the bathroom

Hello there, I'm Mr Milk, it's a bit of a squeeze, as you can see...pleased to meet you!

that was a good one lol

For when you don't have a pool at home...

Spa wash

Wash and grow...

Hope Mom pays extra for the hot wax

It was the only way to get the kids to take a shower.

Mom figured out a time saving way to bathe all the kids and clean the the car all at the same time...win-win!

I forget if 1-part blue and 2-parts red make foam or an explosion. I guess will see what happens.

Timmy's parents were proud of their gift selection, until they heard him say, "Bwahahahaha!"

Darn, I'm all out of eye-of-newt

Whatcha cookin' up for dinner, Tommy?

Dad will regret taking away my play station

Professor Smith after 70 years of experimentation, finally discovers the elixir of youth...

Little Timmy about to create a potion to make sisters disappear with his Junior Mad Scientist Kit...

If a man can't do it, we have to try a woman.

I will be there in 5 minutes

World's FIRST female pilot

Eloñ Musks new low tech cheap as chips 'get there your bloody self ' airline for peasants....

The first cover of the short-lived women's magazine , "Glamourous Aviator Fashion"...

"Modernized" broom for the re-make of the Wizard of Oz

Those magnificent "men" in their flying machines?

Back in the high life again

Is this how Miss Gulch traveled before discovering her broom?

Because there's no reception in the airplane . . .

Omit my entry above

Should read:

Because there's no reception in the airplane . . .

I was looking for the mental ward. This is the blue room?

How come this elevator isn't moving??

Hey , what plane did you say I need to be on??

Because there's reception in the airplane . . .

Sitting by the Windows is not always that great when flying...

This is the only place with an open plug to charge my phone

Not sure if I'm early or late? I'll check the screen

Got here really early sweetie so I could be the first in line to get concert tickets

The flight to Nowheresville seems to be delayed....

So Julia, what is Muppet pasta made of?

I'll have to pass, I have a gluten allergy

This is a great use for grass after you've mown it....

It's the Nerdiest day in the neighborhood!!!!!!

...and this is how we make PlayDoh at home.

And a voice in the background is heard: "Why is there a packet of pasta in the drawer where I keep my string vests?"

It's a wonderful day in the spaghetti bowl!

I make the best pasta Mr. Rogers

If it doesn't turn out quite right just throw it back into the bowl and feed it to the dog.

You need to reply to the picture or it's likely to get missed

I'm living my best life darling.

I'm not a Couch Potato. I am a Couch HOTDOG.

Living my best life

Binge-watching Bowser

Eating popcorn and reading Vogue.

Life is good

Everything just goes my way

Sometimes, "leading a dog's life", is not so bad...

Man I am ready!
...I wonder if Dog Pérignon goes well with popcorn...

A Republican supporter watching the inauguration....

No animals were harmed in the filming of this picture.

Thanks to arniep

And that's the LAST time, their parents will say, "Go outside and play!"

We could never do that again if we tried!

OK calm down, I'll run to the store and get it. Where did you park the car?

Automotive art is hard to look at.

Welcome to the latest trend...Piggyback Parking!

Striking Ballet performers block traffic. Will management get their POINTE?

I said line them up not pile them up

The new parking attendant grew up playing with Hot Wheels

A rare shot of compact cars group mating....

Make sure to reorder the student driver bumper stickers

The feminist prohibition on jokes about women's parking abilities in this town extended further to criticism of their actual parking. Modern society framed in one microcosm thus showcases the end results of "political correctness gone mad"...

:TY1:

You may want to discuss this with bestgremlin as they are the board host.

I have a great funny photo to add to the caption list and it won't let me post it. Where do I or how do I post it

Photos need to be in your album
This isn't the place to post personal photos anyway

I don't know why it is not letting me paste a great photo, Can anyone help

Some people will do anything to see over their neighbors!

I wonder if Cheeta ever had to go through this.

The false garage doors compliment the false driveway.

What in the...nope...not gonna happen!

Where the rich keep their soap box racers...

At least it won't flood

There will always be bumps in life

A house built specifically for tank owners....

But just think how great it will be for sledding next Winter!

It surely won't take that long.

All we need are a few moguls!

blonds have more fun

I better order this Hot Dog to go

Now that he's president again maybe that cheapskate will give me a raise

Please give us your consent. I love Rudolph

I know when he runs out of bananas she'll be back

Hang on?? That is a Canadian bus? I'm in the wrong country!!

I feel like a right chimp waiting here.

Maybe I'll grab my ear muffs quick while waiting for the Uber driver.

The police left after resolving the reported "monkey business" was nevertheless, legitimate...

"You don't taste like the Grinch?" Thought Max

I've been waiting so long I've de-evolved....

Santa forgot his hankie...

I loves me some Santaboogers!

It's true, you do taste like a candy cane.

It's time to go shopping, the ink is almost dry.

There was something peculiar about "Fido the Reindeer” — as friendly as he was — that Santa just couldn’t work out...

Please put any submission in the thread under the picture.

You cant fool me Santa

You got marshmallow on your nose. Don't worry. I'll get it.

I just don't understand. The paper and ink is worth more then what the print says.

Hmmm,'in nothing we trust'.....

I thought you said a Penny for my thoughts

Maybe "A dollar for your thoughts" will be more successful.

Just cashed my paycheck...I need another job

It's not a debit card or an email voucher. What IS this thing?

Darn, I spelt dollar wrong - hope nobody notices

While holding the wet note until it dried, the gangster's moll was wondering whether she may have misheard the instruction to "launder the stolen cash"...

And that's how you get alimony from five divorced husbands in five countries....beats working....

I might look interested but "I'm not buying it"

We must outdo the guys in the sales competition tomorrow, here's what we're going to do...

"Yes, there is a God. And She'e really angry!"

When a man tells you he loves you, don't believe him. It's a trick.

women power

And so, I'm allowed the most comfortable chair because I'm the oldest. It's as simple as that!

...and that is why your all unpaid interns.

Attack of the 30 foot pigeons sounds good, but it has to be a comedy. Think about it.

I hope he doesn't spoot me and mistake me for lunch

I sure picked a bad day to forget my umbrella!

I don't think I have an identity crisis but sometimes I just feel so small.

Watch your step, young man!!!

I'd hate to be the one that walked under this bird

Auditioning for the role of Big Bird on Sesame Street

I love being taler then everyone

And that is why public notices often say, "PLEASE DON'T FEED THE BIRDS"

Giant seagull invades harbour!

I ain't goin' on that one!

The forecast said sunshine, it'll alright.

They are giving away "White Cotton Candy" down at the fair

All the people who take the mew Tornado Twistero ride strangely disappear....

Anybody to ride the Twister?

Reports are coming in claiming people are seeing a gigantic mouse wearing a sombrero and yelling, “¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!”...

All rides half off!

Anybody seen Dorothy?

"That's one heck of a roller coaster they added!"

The ride of the century!

I was told this store was air conditioned, not HAIR conditioned!

Stop this time machine! This is not the good old-days I was promised.

I wonder if they have anything that removes crazy glue.

🎼 🎶 Curlers in your hair.
🎵 Shame on You!

I'm not sure it will stop the commies reading our minds. I think the tinfoil hats work much better

Three Milwaukee models display the height of 1950s supermarket fashion..

I dunno Never watched it

Have you seen these prices? It's enough to make your hair curl!

"Harry the hairdresser would accommodate ladies with no money 
 by allowing them to pay by "chore instalments"..."

Was that the premise for Warren Beaty's film Shampoo?

Please reply under the picture's thread.
Entry does not count if posted elsewhere.

Harry the hairdresser would accommodate ladies with no money by allowing them to pay by "chore instalments" and then finish his work after the completion of set tasks. While publicly embarrassing, shopping was regard as preferable to the gardening and window cleaning options - to say nothing about the "massage"...

(Long for a caption I know, but possibly the basis for a novel 😊 )

Well this is embarrassing, to think I believed that hairstylist when she assured me this hairstyle was a one of a kind!

Let's see now, where do they keep their cans of hair spray?

the curly curler Ladies

Next time I go to a hair salon I will make sure they have enough snacks before I start treatment!

Best gremlin

That’s hilarious 😊

Mmm vanilla!

You can try to persuade me all you want, but in making my final decision, I usually don't pay heed to ear lickers!

This new Proctor-n-Camel shampoo does not live up to all the hype.

I don't know which is worse, being spit on or having it cleaned up.

What did you expect for a three dollar hair cut.

Kissing the cute gals is one of the perks of my job.

Don't worry, he's just checking for cooties!

I thought so, blondes taste better..

Although the walk-by desert wash facilities certainly need some improvement, they are a constant source of amusement to onlookers...

tickle tickle

hmmmm...let's see...smells like a poodle passed by here about 10 minutes ago.

I love this smell, hmmmmm.

They DO look good on me, don't they?

I wonder if it tastes as good as it smells?

Take time to recognize the daily moments that brings one joy.

Yeah, that is not a bone but it smells nice.

Its Adoption Day, how do I look

You're not going to tell my pound mates that I'm smelling flowers .. are you?

I believe this is a red variegated bright marginal posie....

sniff for bees

I wonder why a British monarch was named after me...

Posted by 1flipflop on 5 Nov 2024 at 3:25AM
See no boogie monster its ok..

I know how you feel. It was as ugly as 2016 but you can't stay up here for the next four years.

Good job fellas, after lunch we need jack It up a few more inches should do it.

See no boogie monster its ok..

I love this comment. But dog wishing he was born a squirrel.

I don't care how many times you've seen All Dogs Go to Heaven, this isn't it!

I needed the fresh air mum, felt like I was starting to suffocate with my anxiety attack.

Never mind the cat, it was the other neighbor's Chihuahua that scared him!!

It's ok, that mean neighbors cat is back inside the house.

But they said the Halloween goblins was going to get me

Now, when I toss you down, just remember to land on your feet..

Don't worry mum, I'll get you down

I will protect you I am your forever friend

Don't worry. The election will be over soon!

Roof, roof, roof!

Following the plans has it's advantages.

I saw that image on the build back better promo.

On the count of 3, everyone PUSH!

They are going to raise the rent on the apartments that are close to the parking lot now

Two more jacks and we'll have it back upright

The latest tourist attraction in Italy..The Leaning Apartments Of Pissa..

Instead of stairs, the builders decided to make the building more interesting by adding slides.

anyone for Pick up Sticks?

I think I might want to move my car.

New ground floor opportunities available for architecture and engineering graduates...

Dov'è questo? Pisa?

Shoot, this building will last another 10 years

This is half the size of a demitasse cup; I can't even wet my whistle with this!!

So...you invited me back, JUST for coffee...

Talk about shrinkflation!

You call this puny little thing a cup...

You call this a cup of coffee!? Yeah, we have to talk.

Next time you're mean to me, remember who makes the coffee

New Stunner Coffee! One sip and you're a babe!! ( Results may vary depending on your ugliness )

coffee my favorite beverage

We cleaned out your crankcase with kerosene.

One more word from you and you'll be wearing this

You are ***SO*** in trouble, buster!

And whos bright idea was it to give me this little cup...

Don't even think about taking this from me!

WWCD

the answer is 42, of course! Grins

untitled photo

Father Christmas isn't real!!

well said...

Let's get this straight, all I have to do is, dress up, knock on doors and say, Trick-or-treat and I get candy???

A Republican voter getting the latest zombie cretin updates..

nana I need you :TY1: mom won't let me have a cookie

Cell phones might fry my brain!!!!!

Grandma come get your daughter she has flipped her lid !!

Mother's milk? A carcinogen???

hey, you can't park there, buddy

x=(-b±(b²-4ac)^½)/2ac
... I think ...

🎶 Cheer up, sleepy Jean. Oh, what can it mean. 🎶

Yes! Thats what I need a new pair of shoes

What am I going to have for lunch?

Sundays are so slow...what I wouldn't give to have someone come in and order a double triple espresso shot mocha vanilla soy latte with extra whip...

If I smile enigmatically enough when he snaps my picture I'll be the next Mona Lisa.

I wonder where I left my teacups.

I should have ran away and joined the circus when I was younger.

Did I turn off the coffee pot?

Just what is the meaning of life, the universe, everything...?

I'm sure the egg came before the chicken,,,,er, hang on....

I've heard of pooling your resources but this is ridiculous..

I do wonder if it is true that the temporal surge we detected was caused by an explosion of a microscopic singularity passing through this solar system. Did the energy emitted by the singularity shift the chroniton particles in our hull into a high state of temporal polarisation?

I know it was a hot day but...

"turnaround when possible" hmmmmm.....

I was following my GPS doggone it!

Although innovative, the ACME car wash facility caused unanticipated problems...

Yes...

We had this pic within the last year

Direct delivery of all your pool supplies.

You never know what you'll find when you clean your pool.

Yee Haw!!! Ride 'im Cowgirl!

kiddy up kiddy up

Yes kids could ride and play with alligators. But the best part was feeding them chicken.
Where have all the good times gone?

giddy up

Is this in the "How to be a good parent" book?

Wow, and I thought the pony was slow.