Low IQ detected, you will be a good worker.

Worker droids being programmed..

nor covid again

Aliens are cold blooded, with a body temp of 78 degrees. We will find out which one of you are The Thing. Then I will push this remote button and you will be vaporized by the death ray pointed at you.

I got it off Kay from Men in Black

Remember last week when you told me I'm your one and only. There are real bullets in this thing

Chinese reality show based on Russian Roulette

Baa..baa...baa

Where that uncomfortable hat all day or else!

Please! What ever you do, don't pull the trigger!

This new gadget will make the company millions! It scans the employees brains and then uploads all the info required to do their particular job.

fever time

Lol

Hit the sign win $50

Fred wasn't yet quite aware of the with of his new combine when he drove it home last season.

Uh oh!! Lookout for the corn police!

In some states corn's growing speed is limited to prevent soil erosion..

is that leaning at 35 degrees?

...and don't hit the corn!

. . and watch for low-flying aircraft.

You should see how he does jigsaw puzzles!

Well at least it was a good idea...

If a tidy desk is the sign of a tidy mind, what on Earth is going on here?

AHhhh! Someone is in big trouble.

Looks like my hubby's tools, he never puts anything back where it belongs either

The chaos system often used by cheap mechanics..

I think one's missing!

I like it right here on the wood. Don't put me over one of those drawings that isn't me!

Elsewhere, the spherical jar contains the square pegs..

Where's the duct tape!! Lol

While Nichelle cut her hair and went on to feature in "Star Trek" and Joanna dyed her hair blond for the "New Avengers", Lucy on the right evaded fame and lives a few doors down from me...

Oh! That's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!

Best friends forever

When the Mod Squad merged with Charlie's Angels...

Mod!

We are all on a spiritual journey of kindness and deep awakening, Can't you tell?

They may not be "The Supremes" but they sure are some supreme ladies in some supreme outfits!

Oddly enough, the dog is more in tune than the kid..

You ain't nothing but a hound dog!!!!!!

Benjy & Banjo

Banjo Baying Beat.

Me and Mr. Bojangles

Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band - The early days...

Old McDonald had a dog, e i e i o

One man and his dog went to mow a meadow

Agreed!

Just realized in that one the tiger is talking

The one about biting off the ear should win this round. That was the best. Made me laugh

I got nothin

If I'd known they don't make extra large litter boxes I would have gotten a dog.

Do your thing and then we will wrestle for fun

He's freindly. You can pet him. He won't claw you.

Prowling the streets

Personal protection for when you take your pet for a walk!

Whos walking Who?

He said he was going to walk the dog. Then we found out the tigers name was, Dog.

That's the last time I buy a genetically enhanced kitten online.....

Kenya's lookin' like she's hungry for paparazzi.

I hope Mike doesn't bite my ear...

What is love? Yeah...

Testosterone Art

Thirty years after the “porridge incident” and now reconciled, Goldilocks and Baby Bear share an unlikely common interest...

His front says "Drivers start your engines".

That was his number in the food maze.....

Seems kinda silly to shave the few inches between his head and back

Hairy met Sally at the race

Cant believe you told everyone Dales Ghost did that....these crazy race car fans believed you...

Does the whole world have to know you can drink three pitchers of beer?

Haire was Dale's biggest fan.

I'm looking for a hammaburger and a long neck

kiss kiss

I bet she does not even know how long my tail is!

(giraffe) You . just . got . a . little . something . right . there

🎶 If you think it's butter
But it's snot
Find a giraffe 🎶

I've always been attracted to tall men

You're having a giraffe!

(https://www.quora.com/What-does-having-a-giraffe-mean-in-British-slang)

Mmmmmm...... tasty

When the spa talked me into this full body exfoliating treatment with "special" moisturizers this is not what I pictured...

Haha

That should read
"It's starting to come back to me. I remember her saying "Trust me"..."
My fingers got dyslexic.

I should have picked the boiling oil.

What the new administration is doing to the world....

It's starting to ocme back to me. I remember her saying "Trust me"...

Catching the bird flew . . .

What Federal employees feel like when DOGE drops by

Sand hassle...

Just dropping by my droppings

I want to be a RMPC horse when I grow up

The Mountie races are going to be exciting!

smile please

We always get our cat...

Odie made it all the way to Canada by himself!

This dog whizzes in artistic patterns. Here he proudly shows off a representation of the long forgotten ... I forget ... logo ....

The "wiener" of the Dudley Do-Right look-alike contest.

On becoming the 51st state, the RCMP recruits non-humans in order not to fall foul of public sector inclusivity...

And this is why we don't dunk donuts in are coffee anymore.

"This also shows the diminishing brain size of Trump over the decades"....

An operative from DOGE claiming that they found fraud/waste/abuse in a federal cafeteria.

These guesses are like donuts! ALL really good.

Trumps proof the economy is getting better under his regime

I got this job because I told them at NASA that I didn't know if 3.1415927 was valid for doughnuts as well as pie.

The continued descent into un-hole-iness of the donut...

Our goal is extra sweet Cheerios.

room up top for a small one

That's not quite what was meant when the recipe said "Fold the milk into the dough".

Well, that explains why the rest of your house looks like that.

No you can't compress a Nerf ball like a milk jug even if it's refrigerated.

Milking the limited space for all its worth, but egging on another item to fit, unfortunately demonstrated the limits of "Refrigerator Tetris"...

Genius! (See what you can accomplish with healthy eating)

Only 1 more pint to fit in.

Told you it would fit

I have no idea why I keep running to the bathroom

Hello there, I'm Mr Milk, it's a bit of a squeeze, as you can see...pleased to meet you!

that was a good one lol

For when you don't have a pool at home...

Spa wash

Wash and grow...

Hope Mom pays extra for the hot wax

It was the only way to get the kids to take a shower.

Mom figured out a time saving way to bathe all the kids and clean the the car all at the same time...win-win!

I forget if 1-part blue and 2-parts red make foam or an explosion. I guess will see what happens.

Timmy's parents were proud of their gift selection, until they heard him say, "Bwahahahaha!"

Darn, I'm all out of eye-of-newt

Whatcha cookin' up for dinner, Tommy?

Dad will regret taking away my play station

Professor Smith after 70 years of experimentation, finally discovers the elixir of youth...

Little Timmy about to create a potion to make sisters disappear with his Junior Mad Scientist Kit...

If a man can't do it, we have to try a woman.

I will be there in 5 minutes

World's FIRST female pilot

Eloñ Musks new low tech cheap as chips 'get there your bloody self ' airline for peasants....

The first cover of the short-lived women's magazine , "Glamourous Aviator Fashion"...

"Modernized" broom for the re-make of the Wizard of Oz

Those magnificent "men" in their flying machines?

Back in the high life again

Is this how Miss Gulch traveled before discovering her broom?

Because there's no reception in the airplane . . .

Omit my entry above

Should read:

Because there's no reception in the airplane . . .

I was looking for the mental ward. This is the blue room?

How come this elevator isn't moving??

Hey , what plane did you say I need to be on??

Because there's reception in the airplane . . .

Sitting by the Windows is not always that great when flying...

This is the only place with an open plug to charge my phone

Not sure if I'm early or late? I'll check the screen

Got here really early sweetie so I could be the first in line to get concert tickets

The flight to Nowheresville seems to be delayed....

So Julia, what is Muppet pasta made of?

I'll have to pass, I have a gluten allergy

This is a great use for grass after you've mown it....

It's the Nerdiest day in the neighborhood!!!!!!

...and this is how we make PlayDoh at home.

And a voice in the background is heard: "Why is there a packet of pasta in the drawer where I keep my string vests?"

It's a wonderful day in the spaghetti bowl!

I make the best pasta Mr. Rogers

If it doesn't turn out quite right just throw it back into the bowl and feed it to the dog.

You need to reply to the picture or it's likely to get missed

I'm living my best life darling.

I'm not a Couch Potato. I am a Couch HOTDOG.

Living my best life

Binge-watching Bowser

Eating popcorn and reading Vogue.

Life is good

Everything just goes my way

Sometimes, "leading a dog's life", is not so bad...

Man I am ready!
...I wonder if Dog Pérignon goes well with popcorn...

A Republican supporter watching the inauguration....

No animals were harmed in the filming of this picture.

Thanks to arniep

And that's the LAST time, their parents will say, "Go outside and play!"

We could never do that again if we tried!

OK calm down, I'll run to the store and get it. Where did you park the car?

Automotive art is hard to look at.

Welcome to the latest trend...Piggyback Parking!

Striking Ballet performers block traffic. Will management get their POINTE?

I said line them up not pile them up

The new parking attendant grew up playing with Hot Wheels

A rare shot of compact cars group mating....

Make sure to reorder the student driver bumper stickers

The feminist prohibition on jokes about women's parking abilities in this town extended further to criticism of their actual parking. Modern society framed in one microcosm thus showcases the end results of "political correctness gone mad"...

:TY1:

You may want to discuss this with bestgremlin as they are the board host.

I have a great funny photo to add to the caption list and it won't let me post it. Where do I or how do I post it

Photos need to be in your album
This isn't the place to post personal photos anyway

I don't know why it is not letting me paste a great photo, Can anyone help

Some people will do anything to see over their neighbors!

I wonder if Cheeta ever had to go through this.

The false garage doors compliment the false driveway.

What in the...nope...not gonna happen!

Where the rich keep their soap box racers...

At least it won't flood

There will always be bumps in life

A house built specifically for tank owners....

But just think how great it will be for sledding next Winter!

It surely won't take that long.

All we need are a few moguls!

blonds have more fun

I better order this Hot Dog to go

Now that he's president again maybe that cheapskate will give me a raise

Please give us your consent. I love Rudolph

I know when he runs out of bananas she'll be back

Hang on?? That is a Canadian bus? I'm in the wrong country!!

I feel like a right chimp waiting here.

Maybe I'll grab my ear muffs quick while waiting for the Uber driver.

The police left after resolving the reported "monkey business" was nevertheless, legitimate...

"You don't taste like the Grinch?" Thought Max

I've been waiting so long I've de-evolved....

Santa forgot his hankie...

I loves me some Santaboogers!

It's true, you do taste like a candy cane.

It's time to go shopping, the ink is almost dry.

There was something peculiar about "Fido the Reindeer” — as friendly as he was — that Santa just couldn’t work out...

Please put any submission in the thread under the picture.

You cant fool me Santa

You got marshmallow on your nose. Don't worry. I'll get it.

I just don't understand. The paper and ink is worth more then what the print says.

Hmmm,'in nothing we trust'.....

I thought you said a Penny for my thoughts

Maybe "A dollar for your thoughts" will be more successful.

Just cashed my paycheck...I need another job

It's not a debit card or an email voucher. What IS this thing?

Darn, I spelt dollar wrong - hope nobody notices

While holding the wet note until it dried, the gangster's moll was wondering whether she may have misheard the instruction to "launder the stolen cash"...

And that's how you get alimony from five divorced husbands in five countries....beats working....

I might look interested but "I'm not buying it"

We must outdo the guys in the sales competition tomorrow, here's what we're going to do...

"Yes, there is a God. And She'e really angry!"

When a man tells you he loves you, don't believe him. It's a trick.

women power

And so, I'm allowed the most comfortable chair because I'm the oldest. It's as simple as that!

...and that is why your all unpaid interns.

Attack of the 30 foot pigeons sounds good, but it has to be a comedy. Think about it.

I hope he doesn't spoot me and mistake me for lunch

I sure picked a bad day to forget my umbrella!

I don't think I have an identity crisis but sometimes I just feel so small.

Watch your step, young man!!!

I'd hate to be the one that walked under this bird

Auditioning for the role of Big Bird on Sesame Street

I love being taler then everyone

And that is why public notices often say, "PLEASE DON'T FEED THE BIRDS"

Giant seagull invades harbour!

I ain't goin' on that one!

The forecast said sunshine, it'll alright.

They are giving away "White Cotton Candy" down at the fair

All the people who take the mew Tornado Twistero ride strangely disappear....

Anybody to ride the Twister?

Reports are coming in claiming people are seeing a gigantic mouse wearing a sombrero and yelling, “¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!”...

All rides half off!

Anybody seen Dorothy?

"That's one heck of a roller coaster they added!"

The ride of the century!

I was told this store was air conditioned, not HAIR conditioned!

Stop this time machine! This is not the good old-days I was promised.

I wonder if they have anything that removes crazy glue.

🎼 🎶 Curlers in your hair.
🎵 Shame on You!

I'm not sure it will stop the commies reading our minds. I think the tinfoil hats work much better

Three Milwaukee models display the height of 1950s supermarket fashion..

I dunno Never watched it

Have you seen these prices? It's enough to make your hair curl!

"Harry the hairdresser would accommodate ladies with no money 
 by allowing them to pay by "chore instalments"..."

Was that the premise for Warren Beaty's film Shampoo?

Please reply under the picture's thread.
Entry does not count if posted elsewhere.

Harry the hairdresser would accommodate ladies with no money by allowing them to pay by "chore instalments" and then finish his work after the completion of set tasks. While publicly embarrassing, shopping was regard as preferable to the gardening and window cleaning options - to say nothing about the "massage"...

(Long for a caption I know, but possibly the basis for a novel 😊 )

Well this is embarrassing, to think I believed that hairstylist when she assured me this hairstyle was a one of a kind!

Let's see now, where do they keep their cans of hair spray?

the curly curler Ladies

Next time I go to a hair salon I will make sure they have enough snacks before I start treatment!

Best gremlin

That’s hilarious 😊

Mmm vanilla!

You can try to persuade me all you want, but in making my final decision, I usually don't pay heed to ear lickers!

This new Proctor-n-Camel shampoo does not live up to all the hype.

I don't know which is worse, being spit on or having it cleaned up.

What did you expect for a three dollar hair cut.