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Cowboy Puns
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher 42%
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97. So he rounded them up. 32%
The cowboy thought that his horse had run away. It was only a night-mare. 11%
How did the cowboy set fire to his chaps? He was riding on the range! 5%
Why did the cowboy take hay & oats to bed? To feed his nightmares. 5%
He rode into town on his trusty steed, looking to stirrup some fun. 5%
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Wordplay is sadly pun-derrated. However, if you like coming up with groan-inducing quips, or have heard or seen one that you think is great just post yours on this board! Have fun


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1. Each person will be limited to 1 pun.
2. The poll will be posted Saturday morning. USA Eastern time.
3. Voting will end on Sunday evening. USA Eastern time.
4. The winner will choose the next weeks topic/subject.

Large Arrow RightPuns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.Thank you

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(#5609172) Re: Cowboys
Posted by ladyvic on 10 Jun 2024 at 2:39PM
The cowboy got a Dachshund. It was because his friend told him to get “a long little doggy.”
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5609977Re: Cowboys Jools13 Jun 2024 2:37PM
5609172Re: Cowboys ladyvic10 Jun 2024 2:39PM

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