Jest for Puns - It's a pun contest. If you don't like it the Exodus over there. Hosted by PattyMac
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Wordplay is sadly pun-derrated. However, if you like coming up with groan-inducing quips, or have heard or seen one that you think is great just post yours on this board! Have fun


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To enter, just post your entries on the board by replying to the original post. (it makes it easier to keep track of)


1. Each person will be limited to 1 pun.
2. The poll will be posted Saturday morning. USA Eastern time.
3. Voting will end on Sunday evening. USA Eastern time.
4. The winner will choose the next weeks topic/subject. 
Large Arrow RightPuns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.Thank you

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(#5645414) Re: We have only ONE turkey pun???

Posted by HeartOnFire on 13 Nov 2024 at 9:06PM
Gobble till you wobble!

(#5644965) Re: We have only ONE turkey pun???

Posted by Jools on 12 Nov 2024 at 12:36PM
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost? A poultrygeist!

(#5644917) Re: We have only ONE turkey pun???

Posted by monkeytyper on 12 Nov 2024 at 8:09AM
"Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a snap."

(#5644875) Re: We have only ONE turkey pun???

Posted by ladyvic on 12 Nov 2024 at 5:20AM
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.

(#5644808) Re: Keeping In The Holiday Season - lets talk Thanksgiving

Posted by PattyMac on 11 Nov 2024 at 7:27PM
"Stuffing is the tur-key to my heart."

(#5644803) Re: Keeping In The Holiday Season - lets talk Thanksgiving

Posted by LittleTree on 11 Nov 2024 at 7:22PM


Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!

(#5644758) We have only ONE turkey pun???

Posted by PattyMac on 11 Nov 2024 at 4:11PM
Where are the puns, check in that pun box and give me your best!!

(#5643531) Re: Keeping In The Holiday Season - lets talk Thanksgiving

Posted by hoot on 5 Nov 2024 at 1:34PM
"My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey."

(#5643488) Keeping In The Holiday Season - lets talk Thanksgiving

Posted by PattyMac on 5 Nov 2024 at 10:29AM
Shout out your favorite Thanksgiving Pun - pun can be anything connected to Thanksgiving

(#5643482) Voting is over and we have Co_winners

Posted by PattyMac on 5 Nov 2024 at 10:23AM
LittleTree -Why was the pumpkin afraid to cross the road? It had no guts! 

monkeytyper -Pumpkin Spice season is finally here! Better latte than never.

(#5641842) Voting Starts

Posted by PattyMac on 30 Oct 2024 at 7:14PM
Lots of great puns to choose from....cast your vote today

(#5641810) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token

Posted by hoof hearted on 30 Oct 2024 at 5:00PM
My pumpkin jokes are way too gourd.

(#5640668) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token

Posted by EZZ9 on 26 Oct 2024 at 5:33AM
What happens when you drop a pumpkin? It goes squash!

(#5639937) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token

Posted by dgb on 23 Oct 2024 at 12:21PM
Why did the gourd tell bad jokes?

Because he was a pun king!

(#5639918) Secret Symbol?

Posted by M3 on 23 Oct 2024 at 10:41AM
On Earth Y when body builders were persecuted they called themselves Pump Kin and used the color orange and the pumpkin as recognition codes. Crossed Fingers

(#5639708) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun

Posted by jroyster on 22 Oct 2024 at 1:44PM
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? "Squash."

(#5639704) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token

Posted by jd91 on 22 Oct 2024 at 1:15PM
What are Halloween cookies made from?



Spooky dough 

(#5639659) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun

Posted by rabbitoid on 22 Oct 2024 at 9:15AM
What was the question? You're looking for a punkin?

(#5639658) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun

Posted by monkeytyper on 22 Oct 2024 at 9:08AM
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here! Better latte than never.

(#5639399) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token

Posted by ladyvic on 21 Oct 2024 at 3:28PM
Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd.

(#5639379) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token

Posted by **YANKEE ROSE*JR FRANK PAB on 21 Oct 2024 at 2:54PM
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(#5639362) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token

Posted by amthevessel on 21 Oct 2024 at 2:39PM
What about the Pumkin?    Delicious!



(All's Going Well My Lady Montmorency - Frankie Howerd)) 

(#5639360) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token

Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 21 Oct 2024 at 2:22PM
I used a pumpkin to summon ghosts. It was an Ouija gourd.

(#5639355) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token

Posted by hoot on 21 Oct 2024 at 2:00PM
What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? "A life gourd."

(#5639353) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun

Posted by joenrondi on 21 Oct 2024 at 1:54PM
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?   Pumpkin pi

(#5639306) Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token

Posted by PattyMac on 21 Oct 2024 at 11:39AM
(#5637924) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun

Posted by PattyMac on 15 Oct 2024 at 7:22AM




What did Cinderella say when her carriage suddenly turned into a pumpkin?



Oh my gourd! 

(#5637873) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun

Posted by Jools on 15 Oct 2024 at 12:09AM
Q: How do you repair a broken jack o' lantern? 

A: Use a pumpkin patch

(#5637863) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun

Posted by HeartOnFire on 14 Oct 2024 at 8:52PM
What happens when you eat too much pumpkin pie? 

"You get au-tumn-y ache."

(#5637759) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun

Posted by LittleTree on 14 Oct 2024 at 1:08PM


Why was the pumpkin afraid to cross the road? 



It had no guts!

(#5637754) New Pun - Pumpkin Pun

Posted by PattyMac on 14 Oct 2024 at 1:00PM
Sorry was so late announcing winner of Granny pun...had a lot on the calendar for awhile...



Lets hear those pumpkin Puns!!

(#5637752) Winner of our Granny Pun

Posted by PattyMac on 14 Oct 2024 at 12:58PM
The police spotted my gran knitting while driving. "Pull over!" they yelled. "No, it's a scarf!" she said! 	



HeartOnFire look for your new token....



Thanks all for entering..

(#5634116) Cast Your Vote

Posted by PattyMac on 27 Sep 2024 at 9:53PM
Vote for your favorite Granny pun Thumbs up

(#5632709) Re: GRANNY PUNS - lets hear yours !

Posted by hoot on 22 Sep 2024 at 5:23AM
What is the similarity between a grandmother and a website?



You can't deny the cookies. LOL

(#5632604) GRANNY PUNS - lets hear yours !

Posted by PattyMac on 21 Sep 2024 at 4:19PM
(#5630831) Re: Granny Puns

Posted by jbdobie on 14 Sep 2024 at 4:26PM
Shout out to my Granny.

It's the only way she can hear me.

(#5630726) Re: Granny Puns

Posted by LittleTree on 14 Sep 2024 at 8:08AM


When Grandma plays cards, she always has a full house… it’s just a bit cramped!

(#5630554) Re: Granny Puns

Posted by HeartOnFire on 13 Sep 2024 at 11:47AM
The police spotted my gran knitting while driving.



"Pull over!" they yelled. "No, it's a scarf!" she said!

(#5630473) Re: Granny Puns

Posted by Jools on 13 Sep 2024 at 3:26AM
I keep telling my grandma that she needs hearing aids. But she just won't listen. 

(#5630390) Re: Granny Puns

Posted by PattyMac on 12 Sep 2024 at 2:53PM
Did you hear my grandmother got an award for best grandparent?



She won a Grammy!

(#5630319) Re: Winner of Cowboy Puns if ladyvic

Posted by ladyvic on 12 Sep 2024 at 8:45AM
Oh Blinky Thank you

(#5630318) Granny Puns

Posted by ladyvic on 12 Sep 2024 at 8:44AM
Why dose Will Smith like green apples?

Because it reminds him of his Granny Smith.

(#5630291) Winner of Cowboy Puns if ladyvic

Posted by PattyMac on 12 Sep 2024 at 6:45AM
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher 



ladyvic since you won you get to pick the topic Thumbs up Thanks for playing 

(#5617100) Time to vote for your favorite Cowboy Pun

Posted by hoot on 13 Jul 2024 at 5:00AM


(#5609977) Re: Cowboys

Posted by Jools on 13 Jun 2024 at 2:37PM
Why did the cowboy take hay & oats to bed?



To feed his nightmares.

(#5609658) Re: I know I can't participate this time but I thought these were cute

Posted by hoof hearted on 12 Jun 2024 at 11:36AM
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97.  So he rounded them up.

(#5609174) Re: I know I can't participate this time but I thought these were cute

Posted by ladyvic on 10 Jun 2024 at 2:41PM
Sorry guys I posted in the wrong place. 

(#5609172) Re: Cowboys

Posted by ladyvic on 10 Jun 2024 at 2:39PM
The cowboy got a Dachshund. It was because his friend told him to get “a long little doggy.”

(#5609117) Re: I know I can't participate this time but I thought these were cute

Posted by HeartOnFire on 10 Jun 2024 at 10:05AM
The cowboy thought that his horse had run away. It was only a night-mare.

(#5609110) Re: I know I can't participate this time but I thought these were cute

Posted by PattyMac on 10 Jun 2024 at 9:52AM
How did the cowboy set fire to his chaps? He was riding on the range!

(#5609076) Cowboys

Posted by eliphont551 on 10 Jun 2024 at 5:36AM
He rode into town on his trusty steed, looking to stirrup some fun. 

(#5609075) I know I can't participate this time but I thought these were cute

Posted by ladyvic on 10 Jun 2024 at 5:29AM
What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher



The cowboy got a Dachshund. It was because his friend told him to get “a long little doggy.

(#5609067) Re: Our winner is Ladyvic

Posted by ladyvic on 10 Jun 2024 at 5:12AM
Oh wow! Flowery Thank you 

How about the next pun be about Cowboys 

(#5609064) Our winner is Ladyvic

Posted by hoot on 10 Jun 2024 at 5:08AM
Our winner for Bowling Pun is ladyvic Way to go!! Congratulations




She will name our next pun. 

(#5608281) Time to vote for your favorite Bowling Pun

Posted by hoot on 6 Jun 2024 at 2:05PM





Come vote for your favorite Bowling Pun 


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