Jest for Puns - GoldToken

Jest for Puns - It's a pun contest. If you don't like it the Exodus over there. Hosted by PattyMac

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Wordplay is sadly pun-derrated. However, if you like coming up with groan-inducing quips, or have heard or seen one that you think is great just post yours on this board!

(unknown photo) Winners will be GONGED_WITH_THE_WIN!

Gonged With The Win!

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To enter, just post your entries on the board by replying to the original post. (it makes it easier to keep track of)

1. Each person will be limited to 1 pun.
2. The poll will be posted Saturday morning. USA Eastern time.
3. Voting will end on Sunday evening. USA Eastern time.
4. The winner will choose the next weeks topic/subject.

Puns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.

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(#5705968) Milk is our NEW pun topic, let hear what ya got!

Posted by PattyMac on 18 Aug 2025 at 11:18AM

(#5705957) Re: We have a winner - hoof hearted

Posted by Byteme on 18 Aug 2025 at 8:47AM

Lol

(#5705948) Re: We have a winner - hoof hearted

Posted by hoof hearted on 18 Aug 2025 at 8:16AM

I did wow! Thank you everyone. Let's make the next topic a real cereal killer, Milk.

(#5705637) We have a winner - hoof hearted

Posted by PattyMac on 16 Aug 2025 at 5:20PM

hoof hearted won with
"Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Missteaks were made. "

Be watching for your token and you may also pick the next topic....congrats

(#5704048) Lets Vote

Posted by PattyMac on 8 Aug 2025 at 8:09PM

Favorite Pun for BBQ or Grilling

(#5704025) Re: POST your favorite Pun for BBQ or Grilling

Posted by hoof hearted on 8 Aug 2025 at 5:49PM

Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Missteaks were made.

(#5703214) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun

Posted by marcmandy on 5 Aug 2025 at 6:56AM

or perhaps even a bit to eat...

(#5702299) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun

Posted by LittleTree on 31 Jul 2025 at 7:22PM

What do you call a BBQ for programmers? A byte to eat!

(#5702272) POST your favorite Pun for BBQ or Grilling

Posted by PattyMac on 31 Jul 2025 at 2:38PM

(#5699905) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun

Posted by Jools on 19 Jul 2025 at 3:17AM

My friends invited me to barbecue night yesterday.
I said no, but now I’m regretting it. That was a missed steak.

(#5699489) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun

Posted by PattyMac on 16 Jul 2025 at 5:49PM

It summer, good topic of pun, grilling or BBQ

(#5697499) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling

Posted by PattyMac on 6 Jul 2025 at 6:10PM

Grilling is my grill-ty pleasure

(#5697441) New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling

Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 6 Jul 2025 at 8:19AM

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Dad’s grilling skills are legendary. He’s the Grillfather.

(#5697440) Re: We have a tie

Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 6 Jul 2025 at 8:17AM

(#5697411) We have a tie

Posted by PattyMac on 6 Jul 2025 at 6:25AM

RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack and PattyMac

RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack you may choose a new topic and

(#5693940) Lets Vote - Travel Puns

Posted by PattyMac on 19 Jun 2025 at 10:25AM

(#5692025) Re: PUNS PUNS PUNS --Travel

Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 10 Jun 2025 at 6:24AM

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My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.

(#5691979) Re: New theme - Travel

Posted by (((INTENSITY))) on 10 Jun 2025 at 1:28AM

PUNS ON THE RUN

(#5691965) Re: PUNS PUNS PUNS --Travel

Posted by hoof hearted on 9 Jun 2025 at 9:40PM

Today is a good day to sea the world.

(#5690621) Re: New theme - Travel

Posted by Jools on 2 Jun 2025 at 11:05AM

I was planning on an Italian city break but not sure where. I'm leaning towards Pisa

(#5690603) PUNS PUNS PUNS --Travel

Posted by PattyMac on 2 Jun 2025 at 9:00AM

(#5689828) Re: New theme - Travel

Posted by PattyMac on 29 May 2025 at 5:23PM

I sued an airline for losing my luggage on vacation. Unfortunately, I lost the case.

(#5689726) New theme - Travel

Posted by Jools on 29 May 2025 at 4:50AM

Let's have some travel related puns

(#5689688) Re: Our Dog Pun Winner - Jools

Posted by Jools on 28 May 2025 at 7:40PM

I was worried it might be too risqué
I will think of a topic and post soon

(#5689679) Our Dog Pun Winner - Jools

Posted by PattyMac on 28 May 2025 at 5:41PM

Posted by Jools on 6 Apr 2025 at 3:57PM
You’re the best dog in the world. I Shih Tzu not.

Jools pick us out a new PUN topic

(#5689360) Re: did you know?

Posted by rabbitoid on 26 May 2025 at 11:04PM

UR➡️

(#5689334) did you know?

Posted by eliphont551 on 26 May 2025 at 4:25PM

Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the Alphabet was...
It was a complete guess, but I was right.

(#5686126) Poll is up, come cast your vote!!

Posted by PattyMac on 8 May 2025 at 7:21AM

(#5681248) Re: Puns about Dogs

Posted by hypnotist on 15 Apr 2025 at 6:58AM

I spotted an all white, blank dalmatian at the park today. I mean it was the least that I could do for him.

(#5681007) Re: Puns about Dogs

Posted by LittleTree on 13 Apr 2025 at 8:19PM

The Dalmatian hid from people because he didn’t want to be spotted.

(#5680973) Re: Puns about Dogs

Posted by hoof hearted on 13 Apr 2025 at 4:55PM

You're barking up the wrong tree

(#5679271) Re: Puns about Dogs

Posted by PattyMac on 6 Apr 2025 at 3:43PM

My dog’s not fat. He’s just a little husky

(#5679246) Re: Puns about Dogs

Posted by Jools on 6 Apr 2025 at 1:56PM

You’re the best dog in the world. I Shih Tzu not.

(#5679239) Puns about Dogs

Posted by ladyvic on 6 Apr 2025 at 1:35PM

Dachshunds always nap in the shade because they don’t like being hot dogs.

(#5679238) Re: We have a winner! ladyvic

Posted by ladyvic on 6 Apr 2025 at 1:34PM

Oh thank you!

(#5679176) We have a winner! ladyvic

Posted by PattyMac on 6 Apr 2025 at 9:21AM

What is Spring's favorite kind of pickles? Daffo-dills

ladyvic

Congrats! ladyvic, you can now start a new thread with your choice of a new topic for Jest For Puns....

(#5677499) Lets Vote - Favorite Flower Pun - see in message

Posted by PattyMac on 30 Mar 2025 at 10:40AM

1. What is Spring's favorite kind of pickles? Daffo-dills.

2. I've got tulips and a whole lot of love

3. What did the flower write in his mother’s day card? I’m proud to be orchid.

4, What was the flower's favourite movie? Back to the fuchsia

(#5674969) Looking for Flower Puns!!!!!!

Posted by PattyMac on 17 Mar 2025 at 9:07PM

(#5672734) Re: Flower Puns

Posted by Jools on 7 Mar 2025 at 1:24PM

What was the flower's favourite movie?
Back to the fuchsia

(#5672731) Re: Flower Puns

Posted by PattyMac on 7 Mar 2025 at 1:22PM

What did the flower write in his mother’s day card? I’m proud to be orchid.

(#5672711) Re: Flower Puns

Posted by hoof hearted on 7 Mar 2025 at 12:04PM

I've got tulips and a whole lot of love

(#5672455) Re: Flower Puns

Posted by ladyvic on 6 Mar 2025 at 5:52AM

What is Spring's favorite kind of pickles? Daffo-dills.

(#5672454) Flower Puns

Posted by Jools on 6 Mar 2025 at 5:43AM

With spring just around the corner let's have some pins about flowers

(#5672399) Re: Jools Wins with:

Posted by Jools on 5 Mar 2025 at 9:09PM

Oh wow!

I will think of a new topic

(#5672360) Jools Wins with:

Posted by PattyMac on 5 Mar 2025 at 4:41PM

Doctor: "Wow, that cut looks terrible. Do you want me to stitch it up?" Patient: "No, thanks." Doctor: "OK, suture self."

Jools start a new thread with your choice of pun word.

(#5671798) Poll is Up

Posted by PattyMac on 3 Mar 2025 at 7:18AM

Cast your vote, thanks

(#5671711) Re: New pun subject is doctors

Posted by hoof hearted on 2 Mar 2025 at 7:05PM

Lol

(#5671610) Re: New pun subject is doctors

Posted by monkeytyper on 2 Mar 2025 at 8:45AM

Patient: ‘Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in?’ Doctor: ‘What about a cardboard box?’

(#5670996) Re: New pun subject is doctors

Posted by PattyMac on 27 Feb 2025 at 7:33AM

Last call, vote goes up tomorrow

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