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Current Poll
Best pun about dogs
You’re the best dog in the world. I Shih Tzu not. 32%
My dog’s not fat. He’s just a little husky 21%
I spotted an all white, blank dalmatian at the park today. I mean it was the least that I could do for him 21%
The Dalmatian hid from people because he didn’t want to be spotted 16%
Dachshunds always nap in the shade because they don’t like being hot dogs 11%
You're barking up the wrong tree 0%
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Wordplay is sadly pun-derrated. However, if you like coming up with groan-inducing quips, or have heard or seen one that you think is great just post yours on this board! Have fun


(unknown photo) Winners will be GONGED_WITH_THE_WIN! Gonged With The Win!

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To enter, just post your entries on the board by replying to the original post. (it makes it easier to keep track of)


1. Each person will be limited to 1 pun.
2. The poll will be posted Saturday morning. USA Eastern time.
3. Voting will end on Sunday evening. USA Eastern time.
4. The winner will choose the next weeks topic/subject. 
Large Arrow RightPuns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.Thank you



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(#5686126) Poll is up, come cast your vote!!

Posted by PattyMac on 8 May 2025 at 7:21AM
(#5681248) Re: Puns about Dogs

Posted by hypnotist on 15 Apr 2025 at 6:58AM
I spotted an all white, blank dalmatian at the park today. I mean it was the least that I could do for him. 

(#5681007) Re: Puns about Dogs

Posted by LittleTree on 13 Apr 2025 at 8:19PM
The Dalmatian hid from people because he didn’t want to be spotted.

(#5680973) Re: Puns about Dogs

Posted by hoof hearted on 13 Apr 2025 at 4:55PM
You're barking up the wrong tree

(#5679271) Re: Puns about Dogs

Posted by PattyMac on 6 Apr 2025 at 3:43PM
My dog’s not fat. He’s just a little husky

(#5679246) Re: Puns about Dogs

Posted by Jools on 6 Apr 2025 at 1:56PM
You’re the best dog in the world. I Shih Tzu not.

(#5679239) Puns about Dogs

Posted by ladyvic on 6 Apr 2025 at 1:35PM
Dachshunds always nap in the shade because they don’t like being hot dogs.

(#5679238) Re: We have a winner! ladyvic

Posted by ladyvic on 6 Apr 2025 at 1:34PM
Oh thank you! Dancing

(#5679176) We have a winner! ladyvic

Posted by PattyMac on 6 Apr 2025 at 9:21AM
What is Spring's favorite kind of pickles? Daffo-dills 



ladyvic







Congrats! ladyvic, you can now start a new thread with your choice of a new topic for Jest For Puns....

(#5677499) Lets Vote - Favorite Flower Pun - see in message

Posted by PattyMac on 30 Mar 2025 at 10:40AM
1. What is Spring's favorite kind of pickles? Daffo-dills. 



2. I've got tulips and a whole lot of love 



3. What did the flower write in his mother’s day card? I’m proud to be orchid.



4, What was the flower's favourite movie?   Back to the fuchsia

(#5674969) Looking for Flower Puns!!!!!!

Posted by PattyMac on 17 Mar 2025 at 9:07PM
(#5672734) Re: Flower Puns

Posted by Jools on 7 Mar 2025 at 1:24PM
What was the flower's favourite movie?

Back to the fuchsia

(#5672731) Re: Flower Puns

Posted by PattyMac on 7 Mar 2025 at 1:22PM
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card? I’m proud to be orchid.

(#5672711) Re: Flower Puns

Posted by hoof hearted on 7 Mar 2025 at 12:04PM
I've got tulips and a whole lot of love 

(#5672455) Re: Flower Puns

Posted by ladyvic on 6 Mar 2025 at 5:52AM
What is Spring's favorite kind of pickles? Daffo-dills.

(#5672454) Flower Puns

Posted by Jools on 6 Mar 2025 at 5:43AM
With spring just around the corner let's have some pins about flowers 

(#5672399) Re: Jools Wins with:

Posted by Jools on 5 Mar 2025 at 9:09PM
Oh wow!

Thanks written on a blackboard

I will think of a new topic 

(#5672360) Jools Wins with:

Posted by PattyMac on 5 Mar 2025 at 4:41PM
Doctor: "Wow, that cut looks terrible. Do you want me to stitch it up?" Patient: "No, thanks." Doctor: "OK, suture self."



Jools start a new thread with your choice of pun word. 

(#5671798) Poll is Up

Posted by PattyMac on 3 Mar 2025 at 7:18AM
Cast your vote, thanks 

(#5671711) Re: New pun subject is doctors

Posted by hoof hearted on 2 Mar 2025 at 7:05PM
Lol

(#5671610) Re: New pun subject is doctors

Posted by monkeytyper on 2 Mar 2025 at 8:45AM
Patient: ‘Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in?’ Doctor: ‘What about a cardboard box?’

(#5670996) Re: New pun subject is doctors

Posted by PattyMac on 27 Feb 2025 at 7:33AM
Last call, vote goes up tomorrow

(#5667442) Re: New pun subject is doctors

Posted by hoof hearted on 12 Feb 2025 at 12:41PM
Rofl it fits both

(#5667422) Re: New pun subject is doctors

Posted by hypnotist on 12 Feb 2025 at 11:33AM
Doctor, I can't hear properly in my right ear. I'm certain it's my right ear, I'm definite!

(#5667032) Re: New pun subject is doctors

Posted by Big Giant Head on 10 Feb 2025 at 9:08AM
Sorry, mine isn't an entry.  I thought I was in the mental ward.

(#5667026) Re: New pun subject is doctors

Posted by Jools on 10 Feb 2025 at 8:32AM
Doctor: "Wow, that cut looks terrible. Do you want me to stitch it up?"



Patient: "No, thanks."



Doctor: "OK, suture self."

(#5667017) Re: New pun subject is doctors

Posted by Big Giant Head on 10 Feb 2025 at 7:09AM
Can't I call you gertess anymore?

(#5667016) Re: New pun subject is doctors

Posted by gertess on 10 Feb 2025 at 6:44AM
take to aspirins and call me in the morning

(#5667009) Re: New pun subject is doctors

Posted by PattyMac on 10 Feb 2025 at 6:28AM
If you are sick you need to go see Doctor Phil Goode.

(#5667005) Re: New pun subject is doctors

Posted by hoof hearted on 10 Feb 2025 at 6:23AM
I cant be predictable all the time Bubble Gum

(#5666952) Re: New pun subject is doctors

Posted by Jools on 10 Feb 2025 at 12:07AM
Oh I guessed that wrong 

(#5666919) New pun subject is doctors

Posted by hoof hearted on 9 Feb 2025 at 7:27PM
(#5666362) Re: Our winner for Pasta is::::

Posted by PattyMac on 7 Feb 2025 at 11:18AM
Post your new pun topic in a new thread - thanks

(#5666271) Re: Our winner for Pasta is::::

Posted by Jools on 7 Feb 2025 at 12:58AM
Post it here



Oh I think I can guess Smiling

Something to go with your nice new puns token

(#5666203) Re: Our winner for Pasta is::::

Posted by hoof hearted on 6 Feb 2025 at 2:46PM
Thank you. Do I tell you here or do I send it to you in a private message?  I bet nobody can guess what it will be  🐄

(#5666082) Our winner for Pasta is::::

Posted by PattyMac on 6 Feb 2025 at 9:38AM
hoof hearted



Be looking for your token on your profile, thanks for playing. You may decide next subject....

(#5664666) Poll is up, come cast your vote!!

Posted by PattyMac on 31 Jan 2025 at 1:23PM
(#5661098) Re: New Pun is PASTA

Posted by jd91 on 16 Jan 2025 at 10:44AM
I love a cheesy pasta joke.

(#5661055) Re: New Pun is PASTA

Posted by hoot on 16 Jan 2025 at 4:26AM
When a pasta gets sick, it ends up being a Mac n’ sneeze.

(#5660928) Re: New Pun is PASTA

Posted by bestgremlin on 15 Jan 2025 at 2:37PM
Like fake meat products, someone has come up with new kinds healthier noodles made from plant products. They will be market under the brand name IMPASTA.

(#5660888) Re: New Pun is PASTA

Posted by Lil Red on 15 Jan 2025 at 11:47AM
A penne for your thoughts.

(#5660858) Re: New Pun is PASTA

Posted by Jools on 15 Jan 2025 at 9:24AM
I cannelloni laugh at these puns

(#5660785) Re: New Pun is PASTA

Posted by hoof hearted on 14 Jan 2025 at 6:07PM
Pasta la vista, baby!

(#5660710) Re: New Pun is PASTA

Posted by hypnotist on 14 Jan 2025 at 10:55AM
Spaghetti is not fattening provided you don't eat pasta limit. 

(#5660677) Re: New Pun is PASTA

Posted by HeartOnFire on 14 Jan 2025 at 9:38AM
Life is full of pasta-bilities!

(#5660674) Re: New Pun is PASTA

Posted by rabbitoid on 14 Jan 2025 at 9:19AM
I pass. Ta very much.

(#5660663) Re: New Pun is PASTA

Posted by PattyMac on 14 Jan 2025 at 8:58AM
A penne saved is a penne earned.

(#5660661) New Pun is PASTA

Posted by PattyMac on 14 Jan 2025 at 8:53AM
Posted by monkeytyper  on 13 Jan 2025 at 11:38PM

Thanks to all that voted..





I chose PASTA as the next subject for puns.. 

(#5660573) Re: Monkeytyper Wins with:

Posted by monkeytyper on 13 Jan 2025 at 9:37PM
Thanks to all that voted..





I chose PASTA as the next subject for puns..

(#5660533) Re: Monkeytyper Wins with:

Posted by hoof hearted on 13 Jan 2025 at 5:20PM
Good Job!!

(#5660464) Monkeytyper Wins with:

Posted by PattyMac on 13 Jan 2025 at 1:24PM
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 



Watch for you token and thanks for entering...

(#5657619) Time To vote - for Cookie Puns

Posted by PattyMac on 2 Jan 2025 at 9:27AM
(#5656174) Re: Cookie, Cookies and more Cookies

Posted by jd91 on 28 Dec 2024 at 6:50AM
Did you hear about the biscuit who went to school? 



They were one smart cookie, but then so were it's parents so it was just a chocolate chip off the old block

(#5655979) Last call for cookie puns!

Posted by PattyMac on 27 Dec 2024 at 1:03PM
(#5655962) Re: Cookie, Cookies and more Cookies

Posted by monkeytyper on 27 Dec 2024 at 11:39AM
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

(#5654477) Re: Cookie, Cookies and more Cookies

Posted by HeartOnFire on 21 Dec 2024 at 2:03PM
Bake the world a better place!

(#5654351) Re: Cookie, Cookies and more Cookies

Posted by amthevessel on 21 Dec 2024 at 7:39AM
That's the way the Cookie crumbles.

(#5654236) Re: Cookie, Cookies and more Cookies

Posted by **YANKEE ROSE*JR FRANK PAB on 20 Dec 2024 at 7:47PM
Cookies and milk

(#5654232) Re: Cookie, Cookies and more Cookies

Posted by hoof hearted on 20 Dec 2024 at 7:07PM
Life is batter when you’re eating cookies.

(#5653363) Re: Cookie, Cookies and more Cookies

Posted by Jools on 16 Dec 2024 at 7:35AM
Sometimes, you’ve just gotta dough what you gotta dough.

(#5653356) Re: Time to vote!!

Posted by PattyMac on 16 Dec 2024 at 7:11AM
Winner is:



Posted by HeartOnFire on 13 Nov 2024 at 11:07PM

Gobble till you wobble! 

(#5653354) Cookie, Cookies and more Cookies

Posted by PattyMac on 16 Dec 2024 at 7:10AM
We love to leave Cookies for Santa now you can leave a cookie pun for everyone..





When you use a deer-shaped cookie cutter, you get cookie doe.

(#5651223) Time to vote!!

Posted by PattyMac on 7 Dec 2024 at 5:28PM

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