According to a recent scientific study, it has been demonstrated that sitting in front of a computer does not improve one's physical condition. As we at GoldToken are very concerned about the health of our players, we are enabling the following policies to deal with this truly shocking discovery:

• Your daily game turn limit will now depend on your physical exercise level, in minutes. For example, if you go running for half an hour, you will be allowed to play 30 games on that day.
• For especially difficult exercises, extra games will be allowed.
• We are starting a new "Adopt a Player" initiative, allowing you to donate extra training minutes to another player. A perfect opportunity for those who run more than they play!
• Participation in game ladders now requires that you climb up a ladder to the treetops and play from there
• To preserve the competitive nature of our site tournaments, only professional athletes will be allowed to enter. Players interested in tournaments should send their notarized confirmations to the GoldToken's P.O.Box.
• All players need to send their yearly blood pressure report to the GoldToken's P.O.Box address. Players with exceptionally good results will be granted access to extra tournaments.
• We are training our squirrels to monitor the progress of our players and to handle all reports of abuse with extreme prejudice.
• These restrictions will be waived for players who demonstrate that they have an "I love the April Fools day" sign hanging visibly on their wall.

For a healthier GoldToken,