Hello!
We have some really exciting news to share with you! No longer content with our existing business of games, we have decided to expand in an entirely new direction. We have worked very long on this - almost six minutes, which, as it happens, is a record for us. Then we had to take a break with a bowl of peanu- I mean, then we had to go and share these news with the rest of you!
So here it is - our greatest creation of all times is called
GoldToken Peanuts.
Our peanuts are fully squirrel-approved, made from natural ingredients, and are perfectly safe for every squirrel! They are safe for humans too. Well, maybe. Try and let us know!
We're also told that some people don't like peanuts. This sounds quite crazy to us, because let's be honest here - if you don't like peanuts, are you even alive? Huh?
But we're getting sidetracked here! The first batch of delicious GoldToken Peanuts will be available shortly, so stay tuned, and act fast - the supplies will only last until we eat them all!
Sincerely,
The Squirrels