Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..It must have came from sesame street's Big Bird (19%)
• ..Edward Scissorhands was jealous. (14%)
• ..it didn’t take a leopard to spot it (14%)
• ..I asked the cook if I could see the chicken. (14%)
• ..Kentucky Fried Chicken made a commercial with it (10%)
• ..That I thought I was in the Twilight zone. (5%)
• ..that I swear it tickled my stomach lining before I swallowed it! (5%)
• ..You could feed a really large family with it, and still have leftover's for the week. (5%)
• ..I had to buy a buffalo, so I could make a buffalo chicken finger. (5%)
• ..How big was it?? (5%)
• ..the T-ball players thought I was eating a baseball bat. (5%)