Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..But you can teach a new dog old tricks (38%)
• ..so just do it yourself already! (17%)
• ..not from you, anyway! (13%)
• ..But you sure can drive yourself crazy potty training a young one (8%)
• ..He might be old but he's smart and already knows every trick, and you can't fool him. (8%)
• ..because he is smarter than you, and he isn't going to fall for your crazy antics anymore! (8%)
• ..Unless you grab a bag of treats and show your approval when he does it, it just takes a little longer. (4%)
• ..but it can outperform the young dog with the old tricks. (4%)