Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..He can't lay off the booze! (21%)
• ..he keeps poking into places it doesn't belong (18%)
• ..Hic.. (12%)
• ..Because his nose has illuminessence because of falling into a magical pond when he was a fawn. (12%)
• ..While Rudolph was sleeping, Prancer painted it red on a dare from Blitzen. (9%)
• ..It's a myth, Rudolph wears a red reflector on his nose to ward off planes going the wrong direction. (9%)
• ..of their Truth in Advertising Claus. (6%)
• ..He has a very very very bad cold (6%)
• ..He really doesn’t like the cold! (3%)
• ..he spikes the egg nog! (3%)
• ..He put the rouge on his nose instead of his cheeks (3%)