which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

2 flies are playing soccer on a plate. One says to the other "you'd better pick up your game Louie, we're playing in the cup tomorrow" (53%)
Q. What position did the ghost want to play? A. The ghoul keeper (20%)
As a "Thank You!" for driving her the all her team's games, Cathy knitted her Mother some hosiery, so she could literally sock her Mom (7%)
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrel from playing soccer in your garden, is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts (7%)
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads (7%)
The doyen of soccer is surely Roy Keane, his likes again will never be seen. Along with Triggs the fittest dog in Cheshire, this dynamic pair had no measure (7%)
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards (0%)

Votes: 15