Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..That Goldtoken really rocks (37%)
• ..that there's a two-for-one offer on wine at the local supermarket. (13%)
• ..That GoldToken will be called GoldenToken after last age poll (10%)
• ..so I'm planting beans next year. (10%)
• ..and brought out a case of Wine (7%)
• ..Sometimes low-tech networking works better! (3%)
• ..That soon, everyone at GoldToken will be eating green Jello, like the rest of us at the Ward! (3%)
• ..that, soon, there will be w(h)ining! (3%)
• ..that after we claret all up, our fears will be Concord forever (3%)
• ..That David took all my nuts from the mental ward (3%)
• ..that I'm about to lose my mind. (3%)
• ..it was my raisin d'etre. (3%)