Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..The lake was still frozen mid-summer! (16%)
• ..The penguins tried to fly south (13%)
• ..my toilet bowl iced over. (13%)
• ..It blew me all the way to the north pole (10%)
• ..My house turned into an igloo (10%)
• ..I went into hibernation (10%)
• ..I actually saw Rudolph's Red Nose glowing. (10%)
• ..I heard snowflakes are kisses from heaven, but didn't need to be smothered that much! (3%)
• ..I sat in the house by the fire and pretended I was in a snow globe. (3%)
• ..You don't go around brr-footed! (3%)
• ..When I went outside I got stuck in it and formed my own igloo (3%)
• ..Now I know what "whiteout" means. (3%)
• ..I looked like a snowman (3%)
• ..The named a Covid variant after it! (0%)