Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..even your faithful pet will not ride with you! (16%)
• ..the traffic police officers all know you by name. (13%)
• ..When your passengers make the sign of the cross before they will get in (13%)
• ..You realize why there are so many cars on the "wrong" side of the road (6%)
• ..When you have training wheels on your car (6%)
• ..When the only way you drive is by hearing the bumps on the side of the road (6%)
• ..your passengers are constantly telling you how to drive (3%)
• ..Little old ladies are not safe on the sidewalks. (3%)
• ..all passengers are wearing Full Face Helmets (3%)
• ..When your car won't start if your the one in the drivers seat. (3%)
• ..cars pull over onto the shoulder when they notice you coming up behind them in their rearview mirror. (3%)
• ..You have to crawl off the roof after you park your car (3%)
• ..When people in front of you jump off the sidewalk (3%)
• ..The mayor is yelling at you for driving on the pavement. (3%)
• ..You've failed the driving test to get your license so many times they won't let you try anymore (3%)
• ..when you drive worse than me (3%)
• ..the matre'd asks, "Table for one sir?" (3%)
• ..When you get stuck upon a boulder not one time but 3 (3%)