Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I’ll be in my blanket fort with my crayons (15%)
• ..This world is to hard (12%)
• ..My inner child wants to be outer.. (6%)
• ..because a child can't be criminally convicted (not that I'm admitting to anything). (6%)
• ..You can go from being motivated to tired in seconds. (6%)
• ..Because, I'm a Toys R Us kid. (6%)
• ..Can I go outside and play? (6%)
• ..Grandma, can you come watch the kids today? (6%)
• ..I just want to be like Peter Pan and fly off into the night! (6%)
• ..Leave me be as I want to play my GoldToken games all day long. (6%)
• ..Why should I ever start being an adult? (3%)
• ..I'll too juvenile instead. (3%)
• ..I have been in regression mode for awhile now (3%)
• ..going to stay in my tent and color (3%)
• ..Because my adulting button is broken. (3%)
• ..I would rather play at Goldtoken (3%)
• ..I just want to veg out on the couch (3%)
• ..I literally just bought My Little Pony figures the other day, and watched 3 episodes today. (3%)
• ..Refuse 2 grow up (0%)
• ..I'm always feeling that there's never enough free time for myself and never had to pay bills as a child. (0%)