Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..You no longer care if you do or don't. (26%)
• ...you fall asleep before 10pm (10%)
• ..You forgot it was New Year's Eve and missed everything! (10%)
• ..You no longer care … you just want to sleep. (10%)
• ..You watch it all on the TV news next year (6%)
• ..You no longer need the permission! (6%)
• ..you welcome in the new year fast asleep on the side of the road in your rig's sleeper. (6%)
• ..DVR the ball dropping and watch it the next day when you finally get out of bed. (3%)
• ..you fall asleep on the sofa watching the 6 o clock news (3%)
• ..Been there....Done that.....Have fun youngsters. (3%)
• ..Ahhh, you’are Forced to!! (3%)
• ..Fell asleep but told everyone you did stay up (3%)
• ..It's just another day, and old age is,"what day is it?" (3%)
• ..You convince yourself that "staying up late" means 10 p.m. (3%)
• ..The firecrackers wake you up (3%)
• ..You forgot what day it was and just did your thing. (0%)
• ..Don't care. (0%)
• ..Wishing you were young so you could do it like you used to do (0%)