Cowboy Puns

Cowboy Puns

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher (42%)
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97. So he rounded them up. (32%)
The cowboy thought that his horse had run away. It was only a night-mare. (11%)
How did the cowboy set fire to his chaps? He was riding on the range! (5%)
He rode into town on his trusty steed, looking to stirrup some fun. (5%)
Why did the cowboy take hay & oats to bed? To feed his nightmares. (5%)

Votes: 19