Poll assigned to board: Jokes Board

• What did the eraser say after the first day of school? I don’t think I’m going to make it to graduation! (28%)
• What do you call a teacher without students? Happy. (22%)
• Did you hear about the biscuit who went to school? They were one smart cookie, but then so were it's parents so it was just a chocolate chip off the old block (22%)
• Billybob: “My math teacher is crazy”. Mother: “Why?” Billybob: “Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1 and then today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2.” (16%)
• I skipped allot of skool (13%)