Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..My neighbors newspaper... all my neighbors (18%)
• ..Anything that's not tied down. (18%)
• ..The Mailman (14%)
• ..Every Chewy box delivered within a mile of our home. (11%)
• ..Other dogs. (7%)
• ..The ball to throw (7%)
• ..His bones. (7%)
• ..Their cat (4%)
• ..He's bringing items from the neighbors' properties and then buries them in our yard! (4%)
• ..his food bowl (4%)
• ..he wont stop bringing me food from door dash. (4%)
• ..little kitties (4%)