Jest For Puns - Pumkin

Jest For Puns - Pumkin

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

Why was the pumpkin afraid to cross the road? It had no guts! (15%)
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here! Better latte than never. (15%)
Q: How do you repair a broken jack o' lantern? A: Use a pumpkin patch (10%)
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi (10%)
My pumpkin jokes are way too gourd (10%)
What happens when you eat too much pumpkin pie? "You get au-tumn-y ache." (5%)
What did Cinderella say when her carriage suddenly turned into a pumpkin? Oh my gourd! (5%)
What was the question? You're looking for a punkin? (5%)
What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? "A life gourd." (5%)
I used a pumpkin to summon ghosts. It was an Ouija gourd. (5%)
What are Halloween cookies made from? Spooky dough (5%)
Why did the gourd tell bad jokes? Because he was a pun king! (5%)
What happens when you drop a pumpkin? It goes squash! (5%)
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? "Squash." (0%)
What about the Pumkin? Delicious! (All's Going Well My Lady Montmorency - Frankie Howerd)) (0%)
Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd (0%)
On Earth Y when body builders were persecuted they called themselves Pump Kin and used the color orange and the pumpkin as recognition codes. (0%)

Votes: 20