Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..i say no more DR, (14%)
• ..Life without bacon is NOT worth living! (10%)
• ..So that means more pork chops and sausage! (10%)
• ..And I said No! More bacon! (10%)
• ..So I said I need a new doctor!!!!! (10%)
• ..No, No, he said no more baking (10%)
• ..OK. If can't bake anything, I'll fry it! (10%)
• ..He was just being a Road Hog (5%)
• ..So I switched to steak, instead (5%)
• ..So I ordered my usual bacon cheeseburger (5%)
• ..I said "Fine. I like his wife's movies better anyway." (5%)
• ..Time to find a new doctor (5%)
• ..So I will have a rasher instead! (5%)
• ..I want a second opinion! (0%)
• ..So I said, "No, what you meant to say is I only have x before I die." (0%)
• ..So I filled out my will (0%)
• ..Sorry Kevin, you can't escort me to the doc any longer! (0%)
• ..I told him YOU ARE FIRED (0%)