Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..We must be somewhere over the rainbow. (14%)
• ..No toto unfortunately due to covid we have to stay in the land of Oz (10%)
• ..We're in the twilight zone! (10%)
• ..and I don't care. (10%)
• ..I just saw a flying... what is that? A monkey... It's a flying monkey! (10%)
• ..so why is there a house on top of me? (10%)
• ..“How can you be sure?” “Because I see trees and hills!” (7%)
• ..All we are is Dust in the Wind, Everything is Dust in the Wind. (7%)
• ..Open your eyes, we are not in Kanas anymore. (7%)
• ..That explains all these Munchkins in my front yard. (3%)
• ..We are now in Texas and look at the size of the Jackalope (3%)
• ..but it doesn’t really matter, does it? (3%)
• ..The Wizard is riding a motorcycle (3%)
• ..But wherever we are, Toto, I'm blown away by the scenery. (0%)