Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..You always find some nuts. (30%)
• ..Now take your banana and split (12%)
• ..It’s a constant battle to avoid temptation! (6%)
• ..There's never enough. (6%)
• ..There's always something gooie and sweet in your life. (6%)
• ..The best things in life are sweet (6%)
• .."Yea, with Nuts" (6%)
• ..You always have a layer of hot chocolate. (3%)
• ..just add a little whip cream (3%)
• ..Expensive (3%)
• ..it always melts when the topping gets hot (3%)
• ..How? Not mine, mines more like a roll of toillet paper, The closer you get to the end the faster it goes. (3%)
• ..Ok. So it isn't but it sure looks like one. (3%)
• ..with a cherry on top (3%)
• ..generously sprinkled with nuts (3%)
• ..there is nothing better in this world (3%)
• ..Someone say nuts (0%)
• ..but someone else got the cherry. (0%)