Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I did NOT find his lucky charms "Magically Delicious." (16%)
• ..I hid his pot of gold. (13%)
• ..I smoked all of his pot of Gold. (13%)
• ..I found the pot of gold first (10%)
• ..I ate his lucky charms (10%)
• ..I dressed all up in a orange outfit (6%)
• ..I celebrated St. George's Day (6%)
• ..I caught him and now he has to give me wishes (6%)
• ..I'm Irish only on my first ex-sister-in-law's side. (3%)
• ..Because he's taller than me. (3%)
• ..I don't believe he exists (3%)
• ..he owes me a Lucky Charm. (3%)
• ..I made paddy melts for St Patty’s Day dinner (3%)
• ..I don't believe in Leprechauns. (3%)
• ..I stole his pot o gold (0%)