I Only Work Here

I Only Work Here

Poll assigned to board: Pony Up!

I'm paid to work not to think. (14%)
They are right when the say not to overstack! (11%)
earthquake (8%)
Fred lost the game of Jenga, so it's his turn to clean it up. (8%)
Godzilla Rodan mothra and King Ghidorah all came in for a fight. (5%)
I lost my wallet! (5%)
Whoever you find under that pile should know. (5%)
I was trying to get away from that SPIDER!! (5%)
I call it 'Warehouse Afterhours'. My best sculpture ever! (5%)
I don't know boss I wasn't looking!! (3%)
Sorry, Boss, just a temporary lapse in adequate stocking procedures. We'll have it corrected soon! (3%)
I saw a mouse. (3%)
The cat did it, honest. 😸 (3%)
Was looking for that box you wanted me to get for you. still have not found it ! (3%)
The package the customer needed yesterday was on the bottom of the stack, then that became a domino effect (3%)
A raccoon got in (3%)
Someone farted (3%)
There was an explosion. And it made a big mess. (3%)
Someone hollered "Snake" (3%)
I backed my car into it (3%)
The Devil made me do it! (3%)
didnt u feel the shake (0%)
I said that new stacking procedure wouldn't work (0%)

Votes: 37