Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I thought my kids had moved home. (31%)
• ..it needed a parachute (15%)
• ..I got a nose-bleed. (8%)
• ..I had to take a second mortgage out on my house (8%)
• ..I started shopping on Wednesdays to get the Senior discount of 20% (8%)
• ..due to rising gas prices, increased imports from China, heavy Midwest crop damage, disease-laden farm animals and fish, etc, etc, etc... aren't we all (8%)
• ..That when I won the 100th costumer I had to pay with the prize money. (4%)
• ..I locked up my stash. (4%)
• ..I had to put half of it back (4%)
• ..I decided to grow my own food with that money I was supposed to pay. (4%)
• ..Retirement went out the door. (4%)
• ..I thought I had just filled up my car at the gas station. (4%)
• ..I have to go by Armored Car (0%)
• ..it felt like a low blow. (0%)
• ..it had to go through withdrawals! (0%)