It's So Cold Out Today
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..that my false teeth are chattering, and they're still in the glass.
(23%)
- ..that even the ice cubes are shivering.
(15%)
- ..I actually saw a gangsta pull up his pants.
(13%)
- ..So I've been told - I'm staying in!
(8%)
- ..that even the polar bears are wearing a jacket
(5%)
- ..I think I'll move to Florida
(5%)
- ..My snowman asked for an electric blanket.
(5%)
- ..Starbucks started serving coffee on a stick!
(5%)
- ..eating ice cream feels warm.
(3%)
- ..The fire froze!
(3%)
- ..that I'm staying in bed
(3%)
- ..the icicles are shivering
(3%)
- ..I Tinkles ice cubes! 😱
(3%)
- ..that the fire hydrants are calling the dogs.
(3%)
- ..That the
are moving farther south
(3%) - ..That when I went outside I turned into a
(3%) - ..Inside the freezer is warmer
(0%)
- ..My head cold turned into a head freeze
(0%)
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