Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Young? who says I'm OLD!!! (18%)
• ..I had hair. (12%)
• ..I made plans, then life happened! (9%)
• ..I was scared of the dark, Now when I see my electric bill I am scared of the light. (9%)
• ..all my troubles seemed so far away. That sounds like a good start for a song (6%)
• ..I remember, today I think, tomorrow I'll wonder (6%)
• ..All my problems seem so far away, now there here to stay, oh oh yesterday......... (6%)
• ..And only now I see how the years ran away (6%)
• ..The taste of life was sweet as rain upon my tongue (3%)
• ..I had energy, I could walk, run, play and have fun. I could enjoy LIFE (w/o losing my breath in seconds). (3%)
• ..I knew I'd get old. (3%)
• ..Yesterday I started getting old tomorrow. (3%)
• ..those terrifying clowns were after me . . . and they're still after me! (3%)
• .. and today, I'm a day older. (3%)
• ..never thought about getting old. (3%)
• ..er, so much younger than today, I never needed anybody's help in any way... (3%)
• ..I thought that I was invincible (3%)
• ..that was a lovely dream. (3%)