Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Paying TAXES has been abolished! (17%)
• ..The truth (10%)
• ..Monday has been Cancelled! (10%)
• ..Miracle pill heals all ailments (7%)
• ..The world is at peace (7%)
• ..The world will actually be ok in 2022 (7%)
• ..You have won this jackpot lottery (3%)
• ..that everyone in Washington agreed on something. (3%)
• ..that something has been done on everything! (3%)
• ..that hospitals have NO covid patients in them. (3%)
• ..Only good news, and nothing bad. (3%)
• .."There is nothing to report. All the idiots have died." (3%)
• ..They are going to debunk the news media (3%)
• ..nothing really happened today, so there will be no news broadcast tonight. (3%)
• ..actual news (3%)
• ..Debunking myths about weight loss you probably always believed. (3%)
• ..The REAL truth about everything. (3%)
• ..A politician admit a mistake (3%)
• ..that JanuarySnowAngel hit the lottery jackpot! (0%)
• ..Good news that benefits us instead off always disaster news all the time (0%)