Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I now live in Constant Fear! (17%)
• ..And it never returned (17%)
• ..but i didn't put enough postage on it so it came back. (13%)
• ..and it still sits on the roof (13%)
• ..It returns every February 30th. (7%)
• ..how long do I have to keep standing in my backyard waiting for it to return?!? (7%)
• ..and our Chihuahua that went missing came whorling in the air back, with it in its mouth. (7%)
• ..But everybody keeps bringing it back (3%)
• ..I thought I threw it away, but it came back! (3%)
• ..But when it came back, it went through the neighbors window and knocked her bird cage down. I went to get it back. Don't ask me what they said to do with the boomerang. 😲 (3%)
• ..and it just washed up on the beach at Tybee Island (3%)
• ..today someone threw it back (3%)
• ..Seems it's hit SpaceX and they promise to return it ASAP. (3%)
• ..I threw it so hard it landed in tn (0%)