Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down (19%)
• Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "what kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I’m a big metal fan" (14%)
• I went to a zoo the other day, but the only exhibit was a single dog. It was a Shih-tzu (14%)
• "I'm totally vegetarian: from my head tomatoes!" (10%)
• How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles (10%)
• How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed (10%)
• All the toilets in the NYPD headquarters have been stolen. The police apparently have nothing to go on (10%)
• The wife of a hippie is Mississippi (5%)
• I was walking down the road the other day and a bloke came up to me and said "Have you got the time on yer mate?" and I said "No, I'm on my own." (5%)
• Why didn't the crab donate to charity? He's shellfish (5%)