Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..you'd better be saying 'Here's your coffee' (19%)
• ..You'll hear silence (16%)
• ..you do so at your own risk . . . (10%)
• ..May lead to Grounds'for termination. (10%)
• ..You better be talking in your sleep (10%)
• ..I will bite! (6%)
• ..My dagger eyes will appear.......Then...is all I got to say (6%)
• ..I’m glad you spent the night (6%)
• ..I might explode... (3%)
• ..then you will never see my mugshots! (3%)
• ..You know what happens, you have done it before! (3%)
• ..I cannot be held responsible. (3%)
• ..I will rip your eyebrows off!! (3%)
• ..expect a rude answer (0%)
• ..I am not listening want my coffee (0%)