Any Kind of Funny Pun

Any Kind of Funny Pun

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra... It was a booby trap. (25%)
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. (17%)
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off (13%)
She has gotten so good at typing messages on her phone she can now do it easily with either hand. She's now ambiTEXTrous. (13%)
Did you hear about the biscuit who went to school? They were one smart cookie, but then so were it's parents so it was just a chocolate chip off the old block (8%)
My brother David had his id stolen. Now he is just Dav. (8%)
I submitted a number of puns in the hope of winning but unfortunately no pun intended. (4%)
Tell me where is fancy bred, At Rourke's the baker's, it is said. (4%)
How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill! (4%)
black and white and read all over? A newspaper (4%)
An apple was on Gene Simmons' head. It was shot, so it was Kiss and Tell. (0%)
I don't kiss & tell, I kiss & exaggerate. (0%)
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side. (0%)
You shouldn't fight a dinosaur cause you'll get jurasskicked. (0%)
what do you call a short-sighted dinosaur - doyouthinkhesaurus (0%)

Votes: 24