I Get Enough Exercise

I Get Enough Exercise

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

..Just pushing my Luck (19%)
..Jumping to conclusions (15%)
..By lifting my coffee mug everyday.... (11%)
..Looking for the remote (7%)
..by watching 4 great granddaughters sunday,monday,tuesday,wednesday and thursday , two 7pm to 6am 2 24x5 each week ages 3-5 years old (7%)
..Because my neighbor suggested doing crunches, so I do Captain in the morning and Nestle's in the afternoon. (7%)
..Jumping through hoops (7%)
..Chasing my cat around the house! (7%)
..running at the mouth! (4%)
.. said Santa when Mrs. Clause tried to take away his Christmas cookies (4%)
..Going to the bathroom, after drinking a lot of water. 😂 (4%)
..running to the fridge (4%)
..Sleeping (4%)

Votes: 27