Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..obsessively wonder whether the "free ticket" is some sort of scam. (20%)
• ..drive home because the officer felt sorry for you (17%)
• ..the Moon and back with Elon Musk. (13%)
• ..Disneyland (13%)
• ..Go on a magic carpet ride. (10%)
• ..Disney World with my grandaughter...... (7%)
• ..Ride the Polar Express and meet Santa Claus (3%)
• ..Visit my relatives across country (3%)
• ..Pay it forward and give it to someone homeless to brighten their holidays a little. (3%)
• ..Press 1 for the Money or 2 for the Show! (3%)
• ..give away (3%)
• ..Nothing in real life is FREE.... (3%)
• ..A Global Excursion with my family. (0%)
• ..sell it on ebay (0%)