Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Sleeping Beauty shook her bootie (18%)
• ..laid in a coffin (11%)
• ..did her duty. How many years will it take? 1, 2, 3, ... (11%)
• ..took a nap. (7%)
• ..Slept (7%)
• ..won't be kissing a feller anytime soon: seven years of morning breath!! (7%)
• ..Slept on duty. (7%)
• ..Kissed him too. (7%)
• ..Lived happily ever after. (7%)
• ..Sleeping Beauty hit her cutie. (4%)
• ..Her real name was Judy! (4%)
• ..Gives a Lecture (4%)
• ..Ate an apple. (4%)
• ..just tooted (4%)
• ..Snored a Terror (0%)