Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..You want that senior discount (32%)
• ..You are OLD (18%)
• ..It does. (11%)
• ..You are Young! (7%)
• ..You try dating that teen babe down the street.. (7%)
• ..You are counting the days until you can retire! (7%)
• ..You're experimenting with a time machine, wind up in the ice age and the machine conks out. (4%)
• ..You are a cheese. (4%)
• ..you ask your family to throw you a lavish 100th birthday party (and you're only 14). (4%)
• ..unless you cant hear ,see or talk very well because of age (4%)
• ..It's yours (4%)
• ..You're trying to get into some place when you're on a night out. (0%)