Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Leave your kids outside in the parked car! (33%)
• ..put your mother-in-law outside? (19%)
• ..take out the garbage, refrain from smoking smelly cigars and marijuana, flush and clean the toilet, shower and put on clean clothes when I visit you? (15%)
• ..Lock your kids in the trunk? (11%)
• ..Bring a Fishing Pole to an Aquarium. (7%)
• ..Sleep in the horse stable (7%)
• ..Choose between me and your kids? (4%)
• ..run your pants up the flagpole? (4%)
• ..Go fly a kite (0%)
• ..Sit on paper towels. (0%)