Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..a sleepwalking zombie! (24%)
• ..I'm like a Grumpy ole bear, with a bad bad tude.. (14%)
• ..vampire in the sunlight. (10%)
• ..I’m like a person with no identifiable personality (10%)
• ..I’am just like a dried-up piece of Goat. (7%)
• ..as jumpy as a long-haired cat in a room full of rocking chairs. (7%)
• ..drink a coke (7%)
• ..stressed-out wild woman getting on my own nerves! (7%)
• ..Unfunctionable (3%)
• ..Gnargeled sangrista. (3%)
• ..cool, calm cucumber. NOT!!!!!! (3%)
• ..I get a huge headache! (3%)