Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..We might shake and rattle, but we still roll! (21%)
• ..We're more expensive to insure, we're not nearly as fast as we once were, we sometimes shake a little, we're a lot louder and some of us leave a puddle when and where we have sat for any length of time. (14%)
• ..just don't send me to the junk yard quite yet (14%)
• ..We need more repairs and maintenance just to keep going.. (14%)
• ..You have to say, excuse my backfire! (7%)
• ..It's just increasing in Vintage value. (7%)
• ..We get traded in cuz when we cough or sneeze, our radiators leak and our exhausts backfire (7%)
• ..If you took care of it, you'll get lots of compliments and plenty of offers. (7%)
• ..Parts and repairs are very expensive and tiring (3%)
• ..The outside paint job may be slightly faded, but the engine is still finely tuned! (3%)
• ..Because as we age, every part of our bodies will also show wear and tear, and our parts will need to be repaired or replaced too. (3%)