Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..You sure won't get it back in! (30%)
• ..It will turn around and bite you in the hiney.. (15%)
• ..you better hope you have 9 lives! (15%)
• ..litter duty is yours. (15%)
• ..It will scratch up the furniture! (7%)
• ..Only the cat will happy, and SOMEONE will be very unhappy (7%)
• ..Then Take me to your litter. (4%)
• ..make sure you have some treats ready! (4%)
• ..Don't tell Schroedinger ! (4%)