Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..But it was moaning so loudly I couldn't hear. (14%)
• ..it told me I needed more chocolate (10%)
• ..but my psychiatrist tells me to stop listening to the voices in my head . (10%)
• ..so I got a hearing aid. (10%)
• ..but I'm tired of listening to all of the creaking and toots. (10%)
• ..so I decked them. (My body told me to) (7%)
• ..So I started using a stethoscope. (7%)
• ..My doctor obviously has not listened to the loud creaks my body makes when I get up in the morning! (7%)
• ..I said NO - it talks to much (7%)
• ..Otherwise, I will be doing Deadlifts. (3%)
• ..My body told me to really listen to my doctor.. (3%)
• ..It was saying help me help me lose some weight..lol (3%)
• ..my body said are you kidding me (3%)
• ..I didn't and learned it the hard way! (3%)
• ..But, I told him, "NO! I'm here because I need to hear it less, much less!" (0%)
• ..But it's silent (0%)