Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..My neighbors newspaper... all my neighbors (14%)
• ..The Mailman (14%)
• ..Anything that's not tied down. (14%)
• ..Every Chewy box delivered within a mile of our home. (14%)
• ..Other dogs. (10%)
• ..His bones. (10%)
• ..Their cat (5%)
• ..He's bringing items from the neighbors' properties and then buries them in our yard! (5%)
• ..his food bowl (5%)
• ..he wont stop bringing me food from door dash. (5%)
• ..The ball to throw (5%)
• ..little kitties (0%)