Jest For Puns - Pumkin
Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns
- Why was the pumpkin afraid to cross the road? It had no guts!
(22%)
- Pumpkin Spice season is finally here! Better latte than never.
(22%)
- What happens when you eat too much pumpkin pie? "You get au-tumn-y ache."
(11%)
- Q: How do you repair a broken jack o' lantern? A: Use a pumpkin patch
(11%)
- What did Cinderella say when her carriage suddenly turned into a pumpkin? Oh my gourd!
(11%)
- What was the question? You're looking for a punkin?
(11%)
- I used a pumpkin to summon ghosts. It was an Ouija gourd.
(11%)
- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi
(0%)
- What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? "Squash."
(0%)
- What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? "A life gourd."
(0%)
- What about the Pumkin? Delicious! (All's Going Well My Lady Montmorency - Frankie Howerd))
(0%)
- Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd
(0%)
- What are Halloween cookies made from? Spooky dough
(0%)
- Why did the gourd tell bad jokes? Because he was a pun king!
(0%)
- What happens when you drop a pumpkin? It goes squash!
(0%)
- My pumpkin jokes are way too gourd
(0%)
- On Earth Y when body builders were persecuted they called themselves Pump Kin and used the color orange and the pumpkin as recognition codes.
(0%)
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