Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..keep getting better! (26%)
• ..smell like it....! (15%)
• ..think time is going by faster. (15%)
• ..Suddenly got there! (11%)
• ..I just ... something .. it was right there on the tip of my tongue ...hmm... (7%)
• ..Increased in value! (7%)
• ..forget how old I am. (4%)
• ..Refuse to acknowledge any more birthdays! (4%)
• ..Find life getting faster.. (4%)
• ..Thought I was younger (4%)
• ..I just developed some gray streaks in my hair and crow's feet by my eyes overnight. (4%)
• ..I just look I am. (0%)
• ..I've just lost track of the number of times I've been 28 (0%)