Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..The one way street sign...I was too busy texting. (33%)
• ..Your face. I thought you were the cop my wife left me for,... trying to bring her back. (25%)
• ..you sitting there with your lights flashing (17%)
• ..you standing there issuing a citation. Things go by so fast at 195... (8%)
• ..The "One Way - Do Not Enter" sign with us both speeding, so we're both at fault!!! (8%)
• ..it had a price tag on it (4%)
• ..They had a knack for cracking egg-citing cases! (4%)
• ..the resemblance of the man I ran down and my husband, really! (0%)
• ..was body slammed from behind (0%)
• ..any of those other cars, because I'm blind (yes, I know, I shouldn't be driving). (0%)