Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ...You have someone else change your mind for you (17%)
• ...You can't be bothered to think of an answer to this (17%)
• ...you have someone else complete this sentence for you. (14%)
• ...you hand someone else the remote to change the channel for you. (10%)
• ...You ask the pizza delivery guy to get your mail and your newspaper. (10%)
• ...You're sitting in a chair and telling your spouse to get this and that for you. (7%)
• ...When your house looks like a hoarder lives there. (3%)
• ...the E.P.A. is knocking on your door wanting to see your refrigerator. (3%)
• ...To get up from Bed and turn off the lights. (3%)
• ...When you try to . . . get . . up . . . and . . and (3%)
• ...I say I’ll do it tomorrow, but tomorrow never seems to come (3%)
• ...When you ask your hubby, to fill up the bathtub, put some bubble bath in, with lots of bubbles.And he says, can you get in the bathtub or,do I have to do that too? You say, well, if you want too (3%)
• ...You would rather stay in bed than get up (3%)